In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
The Baron
Waistline
Scramchen
Madam
Prizering
The Room Clerk
Madam's Impresario (uncredited)
Chef (uncredited)
Director
Director of Photography
Songs
Producer
