Lee Ross
Phil
Charlotte Coleman
Ros
Ron Donachie
Big Mac
Andrew Tiernan
Dog
Alan Stocks
Tone
Janet McTeer
Caroline
Trevor Peacock
Man in Cell
Sandi Toksvig
Woman in Job Centre
Victor Maddern
Frankie
Joan Heal
Binnie
Bob Mason
Man in Station
Michael O'Hagan
Police Chief
Ken Sharrock
Rent Man
John Dair
Fat Man
Malcolm Sinclair
Estate Agent
Emma Daniel
Moonbeam
Anthony Georghiou
Microcosm
Barbara Thompson
Sadie
Simon Cadell
Video Narrator (Voice)
Margaret Clifton
Lady in Furs
Michael Melia
Dustman
Sidney Livingstone
Barman
Eileen Daly
Stripogram
David Sinclair
Duty Officer