Sidewalk Tripper
Mandy Monday
Heath Romanilsky
Bar Fly Cigar Man
Jogging Puker
Lounging Nimby
Julia Newbern
Delivery Man
Anthony Fontana
Clambake Bartender
Bernard Agee
Jessica Aguilera
Mrs. Monday
Andy Monday
Christina Simpson
Dr. Diplo
Captain Timmy
Mrs. Gomez
Mimi Taylor
Simon Gomez
Car Crash Girl
Ariana Lovato
Lance Diaz
Shoe Shop Girl
Britney Carey
Andy Monday
Randy Holliday / The Ejaculantern
Mrs. Holliday (voice)
Detective Sawyer
Santino Matera RN
Garage Creep
Bartender Girl
Mariah Spears
Gordon T. Chisler
Yoga Instructor
Detective Johanson
Cobbler