Some Kind of a Nut
"This side is for Birds and Beads, Communal Grooving, Zen Dens, Walking On The Grass... This side is for Law and Alphabetical Order, Button-Down Brains, 5:57 to Rutsville, Keeping Off The Grass..."
A New York City bank teller becomes a media celebrity when he refuses to comply with his employer's demands that he shave his beard.