Lenny Henry
Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince
Bill Paterson
Dr Gold
Dawn French
Driving Instructor
Barry Norman
Self
Ram John Holder
Uncle Norman
Peter Tilbury
Dentist
Patsy Rowlands
Royalist Housewife
Ben Cole
Journalist/Blob/Salesman
Colin McFarlane
Journalist/Dave
Geoffrey McGivern
Journalist/Emperor
Brian Pettifer
Journalist/Dave
Danny John-Jules
Gary
Tim Dry
Mime Artist/Betting Clerk
Jean Campbell-Dallas
Old Lady
Stephen Marcus
Policeman/Roman Guard
Duncan Duff
Vicar
Julian Littman
Iroquois Indian
Imogen Claire
Receptionist
Leon Black
Child Lenny
Jakko Jakszyk
Engineer
Leyton Summers
Elvis